We needed someone to play piano for us who is better than Randy Newman. His name is Jordan Davis. He looks like this:

And sometimes like this:

We needed someone to play organ for us. Someone telepathic. Her name is Dyan Valdes and she looks like this:

And then like this:

We needed someone to play the bass guitar better than Bill Wyman. We got Bill Eidenback. He ALWAYS looks like this:

Show tonight at Bordello. There will be blood.
Godspeed,
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